mexican segway

stand up style commercial lawnmower commonly used by landscaping companies

Hey Pablo, do you want to trim hedges today or ride the Mexican Segway?

by babyratt June 8, 2022

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Mexican Mayflower

Typically an 80's-90's era Toyota pickup driven by a Hispanic male, piled high with random appliances, towing another similar era Toyota pickup also piled with seemingly random appliances, bicycles, and other items. "IN TOW" is spelled out on the tailgate in duct tape.

These travel in caravans of 3, at a slow speed of 55 mph, usually headed from California to El Paso on I-10, before crossing into Mexico; hence the similarity to the Mayflower voyage.

"Break-1-9, we've got a Mexican Mayflower heading South just past Sacaton."

by Arizona Trucker June 14, 2022

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Florida Mexicans

A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.

A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.

by Charliebegg69 June 15, 2022

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Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022

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