When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your telephone dropping into the water and you start to nominate all the known divinities
by GigiSawdust April 16, 2018

-‘What day is it?’
‘It’s November 22nd babe?’
-‘Oh my god, I’m gonna shit myself I can kiss Olivia!!’
‘What do you mean babe?’
-‘It’s Kiss Olivia Day you slut!!! RUN!!!’
‘It’s November 22nd babe?’
-‘Oh my god, I’m gonna shit myself I can kiss Olivia!!’
‘What do you mean babe?’
-‘It’s Kiss Olivia Day you slut!!! RUN!!!’
by sweetc**ksbabe<3 November 21, 2021

some dude -"yo what day is it today because i kinda wish i had a chance to kiss dallis."
"lucky for you it's national kiss dallis day!"
"lucky for you it's national kiss dallis day!"
by fortuneteller heem July 22, 2022

by Jack Donahue June 10, 2022

No affectionate or friendly kisses, love and romance, sexiness, cosmetics and beauty, and in some cases, sassiness to anybody
by Lucy pucy November 27, 2024

by vass March 27, 2012

by Tonybandanna101 August 23, 2018
