An ongoing fart game to play with your friend group.
If someone farts, they have to say “No bear.” If another person hears or smells their fart and says “Bear” before they say “No bear,” the person who farted must get on their hands and knees, wherever they are, and roar as loud as they can. This roar must be caught on video or else it doesn’t count.
If someone farts, they have to say “No bear.” If another person hears or smells their fart and says “Bear” before they say “No bear,” the person who farted must get on their hands and knees, wherever they are, and roar as loud as they can. This roar must be caught on video or else it doesn’t count.
BEAR GAME
Scenario 1
1: *farts* “No bear”
Scenario 2
1: *farts*
2: “BEAR”
1: *gets on ground and roars*
2: *takes video* *rapes*
Scenario 1
1: *farts* “No bear”
Scenario 2
1: *farts*
2: “BEAR”
1: *gets on ground and roars*
2: *takes video* *rapes*
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BBC minidocumentary MI5 intelligence report about "bear carjacking" in America.
This disturbing and escalating phenomena may require opening dialogs with this new diatribe of highly evolved apex preditors who seem to favor the Ford 150
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Bears walking in and out of police stations
Bear carjacking 11,000+ a year!!!!
Bears walking...down the road
Bears regularly shoplifting
Bears living with families
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A) I had a number of disturbance calls over the course of six weeks and me and the bear started to see echother, you know, regularly and one thing led to another....
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Bears walking in and out of police stations
Bear carjacking 11,000+ a year!!!!
Bears walking...down the road
Bears regularly shoplifting
Bears living with families
Bears with pet vikings
See youtube.com for these news stories
And now in this B grade police romcom there is a scene with a local and a bear in a what appears to be an intimate partner relationship. Is this implying something about this new emerging diatribe phenomenon and how it relates to law enforcement
How does this "bear fucker" situation happen?
A) I had a number of disturbance calls over the course of six weeks and me and the bear started to see echother, you know, regularly and one thing led to another....
How do you actually "date" a bear???
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