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Smoke's Law

A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.
" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "
by Ksmoke January 14, 2016
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Law

A literal child that must be protected at all costs he's so innocent.
Aww look law.
by banri July 23, 2022
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The Law of Candidature

The (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.
Regrettably, Oliver Jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper's application deadline for the 2015-16 Leadership Team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of The Law of Candidature.
by StephAmbro November 5, 2015
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stepgrandaunt-in-law

1- Stepgrandpibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepgrandaunt.
stepgrandaunt-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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