A dirty callum is the act of doing too much cocaine and ending up freaking out and going to hospital...
“Hey is your friend okay he looked pretty spooked out last night”
“Yeah he’s fine he just did a dirty Callum”
“Yeah he’s fine he just did a dirty Callum”
by Hospital king April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Callummug. A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes
by Steven lime April 29, 2022
Get the Dirty Mitchelmug. by Dirtyolken October 15, 2022
Get the dirty dartanionmug. by Allyscia-Jade September 29, 2019
Get the Dirty Dandelionmug. dirty micheline: when you spot your crush in the hallway or in public and immediately jizz in your pants and then you feel your face and it’s a little bit dry so you use your cum as moisturizer
talia: bro are you okay? what’s that stuff on your face?
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline
by ya girl miche September 15, 2023
Get the Dirty Michelinemug. After eating McDonalds and realize you are going to have the runs so you grab a fan and squeeze a loose shit through it creating a "feces flurry" that somewhat resembles a snow flurry except that it's brown. Extra points if you are able to unleash your Dirty McFlurry on your sleeping partner.
Dude, I had a Big Mac before heading home and woke up in the middle of the night about to shit the bed. Had just enough time to grab the fan and give that chick a Dirty Mcflurry...
by Jammmmmmmz April 12, 2019
Get the Dirty McFlurrymug. When engaging in premarital sex, pull out a trumpet and have your partner pee into the bell while you drink it through the mouth piece.
by Kodaddy July 25, 2020
Get the Dirty Kodimug.