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Wren's Law

The idea that if any interaction on the internet is given enough time, it will devolve into a conversation about Ronald Reagan.
Person A: "I don't like chocolate ice cream!"
*an hour long conversation later*
Person B: "Ronald Reagan started the war on drugs to debilitate the black community."

Person C: "Wren's Law strikes again!"
by a3u January 15, 2024
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Warowl's First Law of Game Design

Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do
"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"
by PyjamasMontana December 1, 2024
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sibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's sibling.
2. The sibling of one's spouse.
My sibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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grandpibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling.
2. The sibling of one's grandparent-in-law.
My grandpibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class
ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers
by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019
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Goober x Law

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..
by bootyconsumer777 March 13, 2024
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Gibb's First Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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