YAK

The best animal in the fucking world! They are the smartest and most intelligent beings in the universe. Take secritly control the world and the reproduction process. Yaks are the best animal because they are wet, smelly, have long hair and are super smart! Forget Russian hackers, it's YAK HACKERS!

Danny: Dude look at that awesome Yak!
Stupid hater: Man yaks are dumb!
Danny: Dude I'm an animatronic controlled by a yak.
Stupid hater: Ha Ha Ha nice one!
Danny: No actually!
Stupid hater: Okay?
Danny: MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

by The-YAK15 May 8, 2018

Yak

The only way people discribe there location in Pontiac,Mi...very hood its a Lil Detroit

You live in Pontiac?
Ya man im in the "Yak"

by Amacken February 3, 2021

Waxing The Yak Skin

Furiously, and sometimes violently stimulating the male genitalia

Dude, my girl totally blue balled me and then took off last night, so I went home and was totally waxing the yak skin.

by TehNiZmoGuy May 24, 2011

Yak

A cup of coffee inside of prison type an example of how it's used in a sentence

Hey yo nigga, let me get a cup of dat yak!

by Luvsyalots December 28, 2023

go lick a yak

a way to say "go suck a dick" in a way where your parents or young children will understand.

"you're ugly" the mean bitch said.

"go lick a yak!' i replied.

by queenoffreaks July 1, 2014

Yak (Yakking)

To vape into someone's butthole

Yak (Yakking) is when you blow smoke into someone's asshole.

"YO man, I was yakking so hard smoke was coming outta her mouth bro!"
"She sat on my face after I took a hit, I had no where else to put it!"
He had blown the vape into their asshole.
Singular: "Did you just Yak!?"

by The Yak Experience August 1, 2023

Yak

Yak is one of the species of true Bull that lives in Tibet,Mongolia,China,Kyrgyzstan,Uzbekistan,Kazakhstan and Russia. It has a lot of hair, usually black. You may find Yak milk,butter and cheese at the local markets for sale. Yak usually eats grass and other vegetation around.

- Hey, I saw a Yak the other day!
- Interesting! How was it like?
- Ah, it was quite smelly...
- Hilarious!

by RRP2 November 9, 2022