wire hell

Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.
Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."
by Craig Chompson June 09, 2019
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Wire

my sunglasses are held to my neck with wire
by notdrspaceman December 14, 2021
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wires

i lost my wires
by lolurmon September 26, 2021
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Wire

Yo that hoe a wire tryna act like she thicc
by Talmbout July 08, 2018
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Wire

The thing Jesse says in Breaking Bad: Season 2, Episode 9, at around thirty eight minutes and forty one seconds into the episode.
"Ahh. Wire."
by I Smell Like Metal October 02, 2024
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the weird thing that some people have on their airpods
kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods

mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood
by bitch period February 16, 2019
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wires

headphones or earbuds with no wireless capabilities.
example 1
kyle: dammit my airpods died lemme recharge em.
eric: you can borrow my wires until they're full battery.
kyle: thanks, man.

example 2
dennis: my airpods fell in water, now im stuck with apple's brokie headphones.
josh: bro they still sell wires in 2023? that's crazy.
by kappibara February 08, 2023
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