Horse Mum

A mum who loves her kids. Just it quite as much as she loves her horse

Janette is a typical Horse Mum. I heard her tell her daughter the other day

Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse

by Groundhogg June 28, 2017

Your mum

It’s gay

Your mum gay

by Percentagex69 September 12, 2018

your mum

ones mother
(your mum)

oh her mum
(your mum)

by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019

Mum boy

When you try to cuss but you can't and you flop all the time.

Normal person - look at your clapped hair line though

You - shut up you mum boy

by Princess_tear_drop July 12, 2017

Your mum

Your mum is a hot milf

I had sex with your mum last night

by Ihavefeelingsforu November 20, 2021

Mum bore

Someone who can only talk about their children and nothing else.

“How are you today?”

“Well Ethan has been awake all night and wasn’t great this morning” = Mum bore

by Kayinsane April 27, 2022

your mum

your mum

i saw your mums smack dvd bruv

by shonic June 23, 2018