Douche-kabob

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

up-douche

To pompously attempt to outdo someone in such a way that makes you look like a douche-bag.

When already told they could not drink from the crystal chalice, Matthew up-douche'd the situation by also pointing out that the chalice is from Tiffany & Co.

After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.

by seebass54 July 18, 2011

wall of douche

When a group of douchey guys stand around creating a wall that is impassable. Usually this is found in a night club being accomplished by guys that wear too much cologne, have tighter jeans on then girls, have way too much hair gel and most definitely wear sunglasses at night.

I was at the bar the other night and I couldn't get a drink because of the wall of douche in front of me.

by king douche bag September 19, 2012

douche-a-saurus

The biggest douche bag you can possibly be.

Did you hear that customer he was such a douche-a-saurus.

by Katieland3 August 17, 2010

douche couture

Type of clothing that a douche would wear.

Hey check out that dude's Ed Hardy T-shirt and the pointy shoes. He's wearing the latest in douche couture!

by 6FTJ400 August 2, 2012

Douche Technique

Either a solo or man-out technique used to lure attractive young women or girls to likeness or intercourse; generally at a bar, club, restaurant or casino much to the displeasure of others. It was made popular by Upstate New Yorkers to represent in an ironic fashion of how taking after a reality show such as Jersey Shore or dressing like such makes you win big or score, much to the chagrin of others, mostly because it works somehow. Liar too

"I heard that Jeb hooked up with that Jersey girl from Haggers" - Josh

"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny

by Flailage August 21, 2012

Book douche

One who ostentatiously reads and carries around highbrow literary fiction in public

Look, there goes Ira reading "The Crying of Lot 49" on the L Train. He's such a book douche.

by ryanosborne November 11, 2009