Chicago Steamer

A girl is laying on her back, and you squat over, and put your dick in her mouth. While she is giving you head, you take a dump on her chest.

Person 1: Why do you smell like crap?
Person 2: Because my boyfriend gave me the Chicago Steamer last night.

by themanofthehour April 5, 2005

cleveland steamer

while the female is on all 4's the male stands over her faceing the opposite direction. Then the male spreads the females ass cheeks and squats. the male shits down the females ass crack and then turns around and rubs his cock down in the females ass crack
*only to be preformed on first date sistuations*

jonny gave ann a cleveland steamer on their first date.

by parnelli February 25, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit

she lost a bet, so I gave her a cleveland steamer

by THE D.O.M. December 24, 2008

cleveland steamer

A cleveland steamer is where you hollow out a melon, fill it with cottage cheese, and then during sex, the man places his testicles in the cottage cheese, while his penis is inbetween the woman's big toe and second biggest toe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman's foot.

Well, we have a melon and some cottage cheese, let's do a cleveland steamer.

by DOUGxc May 18, 2006

cleavland steamer

a sick fetish that involves shiting on the male/female while u are fucking much like a boston pancake or a shit tosser or a buttom shit dolphin

guy: hey why dont u let me cleavland steamer on ur chest to get thing really hot

Girl: no you sick bastard go to hell im leaving and im sending this picture to ur mom...fucking ass whole whats a cleavland steamer anyway?

by jaxoffalot April 21, 2008

teamer steamer

to drop fecal matter into a public toilet in sucession by multiple people so that the janitor has to scoop it out by hand because there is so much shit

Because of the teamer steamer, my mom had a fun time using her garden gloves scooping it out.

by Joe Oompaloompa December 9, 2008

steamer pile on

It is when you and your co-workers decide to drop dueces into one bowl, and to never flush it all day long.

Hey, wanna piss off the janitor with a steamer pile on?

by Mark the Spark September 24, 2008