Sloth

A person who climbs onto someones wood slowly due to them doing better.

Aye bro you see Josh hop on the Browns bandwagon after they acquired new talent.

Damn bro... I didn't know Josh was a sloth.

by "GXD" July 27, 2019

Sloth’s Claw

When a female is penetrated by the middle finger and ring finger as a pair whilst doing sexual actions. The hand shape would resemble a sloth’s claw

Craig used the sloth’s claw last night, he went to new levels of deep, it felt banging.

by Abclfiens March 1, 2023

Sloths

Sloths are animals who live in the dense Amazon rain forests who eat leaves and move very slowly.

"I like sloths."

by Slothina August 15, 2020

Sloth

Somebody thats fuckin slow

Your a fucking sloth.

by Heyhowyoudoing December 15, 2019

Blackout sloth

When you're so drunk and super slow

"Let's get blackout sloth tonight"

by Blackout sloth October 10, 2016

human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018

Slothing

When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.

Example One:

Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.

Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.

by Heavensmouth October 8, 2019