blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma April 16, 2014

Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic

That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache

by Skirtchase July 6, 2011

News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.

Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.

by Bobb6 November 8, 2021

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

bologna skirt

A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.

Playing with whipped cream is passé. All the cool girls are making bologna skirts.

by MakeUpAlley Refugee June 13, 2011

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma March 24, 2014

blow my skirt up

Is when something happens that excites you. (Blows you away)

That movie did/didnt blow my skirt up

by Cybergora April 2, 2017