poom poop

When a really autistic guy talks about feces

OR the idea of women sharting out their puss

Guy: "Darel can you hop on Fortnite?"
Darel (autism): "narrhh irm doinsg a poom poop"
Guy: "what"
Darel: "eheueuhrhrhe"

Girl: "I'm really glad poom poop isn't a real thing"
other girl: "yh me too.. *poom poops*"

by THEpoompoop May 27, 2024

Ploomping

To assist someone with their constipation in a CPR fashion.

Colin was ploomping Armand after he had too many croissants the night before.

by Rat Tort June 1, 2024

Poomies

When you get the zoomies after a mad poo

My dog had the POOMIES after his poop today

“Poobekah had the POOMIES today”

by Poobekah June 9, 2024

Poomies

When you get the zoomies after a mad poo

My dog had the POOMIES after his poop today

“Poobekah had the POOMIES today”

by Poobekah June 9, 2024

Poomies

When someone or an animal gets the zoomies after a poo!

“My pup poobekah had the POOMIES today, must have been a big poo”

by Poobekah June 9, 2024

Poomit

When you are sick and you vomit and poop in the shower

Man alive I’m was so sick I poomit in the shower this morning!!

by Clifford0415 February 19, 2026

poom poom

your poosayy girllyy!

I just queefed out of my poom poom, it kind of stank.

by peypeypoochina3 February 22, 2025