Reluctant Ninja

Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.

Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!

Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!

by sensei_RN May 14, 2009

puking ninja

person who can secretly puke almost anywhere, indoors or out, without drawing attention to themselves

Eric thought himself a puking ninja, but the entire party saw him throw up in the fireplace.

by TC September 26, 2003

Ninja pic

A photo taken of someone interesting, without the photographed knowing it and shared with friends. This is done by acting like you are trying to read something on your phone or taking a photo of a friend (accomplice) standing near them.

I snapped a Ninja pic of the lady with her skirt tucked into her tights and sent it to him.

by Fitchic June 30, 2019

ninja tuna

Originally one of the songs featured in Windows Media Player, this term has evolved to mean a good friend of yours, or a "white nigga." Black people are forbidden from using this term. It is strictly used by an elite class of caucasion friends.

Dave: What you up to ninja tuna?

Brian: Nothing just got done jerkin it.

by PweekOnYou November 9, 2013

Fruit Ninja

A friend you suspect might be homosexual however they conceal it well.

Hugh Jackman can act, sing and dance on Broadway however he is married, has three kids and plays a bad ass Wolverine; fruit ninja.

by Hexagram July 7, 2012

UPS Ninja

Fast, silent, and deadly. He has the guise of a normal UPS man, but in reality he is a ninja. It is rare to catch a glimpse of him as he stealthily drops packages on the doorsteps of victims everywhere.

I was struck by the UPS Ninja today... I never even saw him coming.

by BooJoh August 6, 2004

scrap ninja

A scrap ninja is a junk metal collector who comes the evening before the garbage gets picked up but grabs the scrap metal, silently, and likely within the 5 minutes it took you to bring it out to the curb and walk back to your garage.

Wife: Did you take that aluminum awning out to the curb?

Husband: Yeah, like 2 minutes ago. Why?

Wife: <peering out the window at the curb> It's not there. Are you sure you took it out?

Husband: <also peering out the window at the curb> Scrap ninja must have grabbed it.

by Ben Chott October 14, 2009