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Melissa

Mercyful Fate’s debut album and one of their songs in the album, Melissa. It is said that King Diamond (the frontman of the band) had a skeleton named Melissa and someone stole it after a show. King Diamond got sad and the band made a song and named the album Melissa in memory of the skeleton. The skeleton was returned to King Diamond but it is nor completely believed that it is the same skeleton. The band made another song named “Is That You, Melissa” in their their album named In The Shadows.

Also, Melissa is a song by The Allman Brothers Band. Wonderful bands, wonderful albums and wonderful songs.
A: Hey dude, have you listened to Melissa?
B: You mean Mercyful Fate’s debut album or the song?
A: The song.
B: Yes, I have, it’s amazing!
by Purpleponyinthesky February 2, 2020
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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021
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Melissa

A swagalious person. Super quirked up and cool. A wonder bestie for the restie🤪🤪🤪. Simps for random people. Cons: Is very abusive and will slap you
Person 1: Do you know who Melissa is?

Person 2: Yes she is such a girl boss
by StickySaltySocks April 15, 2022
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Melissa

Melissa is a girl who has a really big heart, her sight gives enough light to illuminate an entire room, in fact she is light to everyone around her, she is the perfect mixture between the cutest/sexiest/lovely person and once you know her you need her in your life, otherwise it will be insipid without her.
Melissa is the girl other girls want to be and every guy wants to have. Melissa is loyal, she keeps her emotions to herself and even though she isn’t having good times she can show you a big smile… oh my God, that beautiful smile.
Once you see Melissa you’ll like her, once you know her you fall in love. It’s not a phrase, it’s a fact.
by AE2303 November 23, 2021
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Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.
Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*
by mr eckert September 9, 2021
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melissa and abraham

the cutest couple ever, everyone wishes to be like them
lily: “did you see how cute melissa and abraham look together?”
sarah: “omg yes i want to be in a relationship like theirs!!”
by gsjshhejsha November 26, 2022
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Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax

Melisssa Juice is a combination of strawberry peach juice, lemon lime soda and lime sherbet to be consumed on the Original Queen Bee's Birthday by all of the subjects present at her party
This is a great party especially with the tasty beverage... what is that? The Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax over there ... go have some
by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2017
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