John 

A person who’s loyal to u and won’t let anyone hurt u. He’s always there for u. He chill funny and helpful,

“I wanna hangout with John he’s cool and chill.”

John by Essketit 1134 March 17, 2019

John 

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.

I wish John would be more aware

John by Itdoesnotmatter💘 March 17, 2019

John 

A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.

John is very cute

John by Fior Mell April 18, 2019

John 

Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!

Is that John in that red car?

John by Hermione_Hogwarts1111 April 19, 2019

John 

Bogus

That idea is so John

John by Hshdbeishsbeisoxjdpwb April 27, 2019

John 

Not the smartest person they don’t come much dumber he’s the kind of person that would sell his car for a shiny rock often two faced but is somehow alive

Your being such a john

John by Rider420 April 30, 2019

John 

An asian boy who goes to the murphy and who likes shie.

“john is mines”

shie said.

John by Anonymous😂 (murphy head6) June 1, 2019