Hippo

The coolest dog that ever lived.

I love hippo!

by Fart Pattard November 8, 2020

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Hippo

A noob that is too heavy to carry in a video game

I played with a Hippo the other day, there was no way we we're going to win.

by DrayNicks October 3, 2020

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When a woman is in the midst of a bean flicking session and it's is approaching the point of no return, she's so intent on getting to that point that she's working on it like it's a game of Hungry Hippo

I walked in on Cheryl at the point of Hungry Hippo and wasn't going to interrupt her, so I just let her finish while I moisturized her tits with a steaming load

by Funking Barsteward September 18, 2017

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shining hippo

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."

Why is my butter brown? Oh no! A shining hippo!

by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017

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hippo cock

A guy with a extremely large fat thick girthy cock

wow that guy has a Hippo cock

by erggdfgdfg June 2, 2017

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jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

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