hippo cock

A guy with a extremely large fat thick girthy cock

wow that guy has a Hippo cock

by erggdfgdfg June 2, 2017

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jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

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Sexy hippo

BIG ASS, ASS AND THEM THIGHS MMMM OH YEAA *MOANS* *ORGASM*

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by KordieVook February 25, 2017

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You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

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hippo pond

A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's

Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!

by hippo lover 666 September 22, 2016

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