Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

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get it off your chest, doop

when someone’s passive aggressiveness leads to them being addressed, then sent

“since u chose to be negative & indirect, let me send u in the right direction… *clutches* get it off your chest, doop!”

by sretaw, trebor May 27, 2022

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GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000

GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER is a lawnmover that is armed with guns bazookas miniguns and much more you name it!

RUN!! THIS GUY HAS A GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000

by fanum facts May 1, 2024

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Get off me charge

A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.

Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!

by DHirtyFYL November 2, 2023

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Getting off Scott-free

When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get an std

Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'm surprised he didn't get aids"

Crippled rugby player: "he really got off Scott-free"
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Getting off scott-free

by Wiley j October 1, 2017

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get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

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