Milk after the cereal

This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.
Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after

the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
by Hadley Hatchosvcka April 04, 2018
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Kaboom Breakfast Cereal

The name of a vitamin-fortified, circus-themed breakfast cereal produced by General Mills, which contained oat cereal bits shaped like smiling clown faces and marshmallow bears, lions, elephants, and stars. Its mascot was a smiling circus clown. It originated in 1969.
Kaboom Breakfast Cereal was the best.
by SPrice1980 May 02, 2022
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Korean Bowl of Cereal

This is normally when a young Korean woman is having sex with an older white man, and the woman GAPES her asshole open, (acting as a bowl) and the man spunks in her asshole, (acting as milk), and then she shits, (acting as the cereal), and then it is consumed with a large spoon.
Yo, I'm not hungry I just had a Korean Bowl of Cereal a couple of hours ago. Tasted like shit but filled me up good.
by Theytrynabecrate March 18, 2021
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pre-cereal milk

the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.
Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
by GGamer65 June 02, 2020
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Human cereal bowl

An act usually reserved for parties or the refreshments of an orgy. A man with a chest dent has his legs put behind his head and his arms wrapped around his buttocks. His dent is then filled with cereal and milk for the enjoyment of the party-goers or orgy participants.
Ted has the grossest chest dent! We should invite him to the next orgy party and make him into a human cereal bowl.
by bassemonk1 August 07, 2011
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america's cereal bowl

A metaphor for California, because it's full of fruits, nuts, and flakes. (People not crop)
Person 1:How was your trip to California?
Person 2:Now I see why they call it America's cereal bowl.
by College dullard January 06, 2018
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shit in your cereal

When everyone is attempting to ruin your day before breakfast.
by Dillan Dilldrup August 01, 2017
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