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Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.
Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.
by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019
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Kaboom Breakfast Cereal

The name of a vitamin-fortified, circus-themed breakfast cereal produced by General Mills, which contained oat cereal bits shaped like smiling clown faces and marshmallow bears, lions, elephants, and stars. Its mascot was a smiling circus clown. It originated in 1969.
by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022
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Milk after the cereal

This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.
Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after

the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
by Hadley Hatchosvcka May 21, 2018
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Are U Super Cereal

A dude that abuses kermit for views
Are U Super Cereal is a dead ass YouTube channel
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Human cereal bowl

An act usually reserved for parties or the refreshments of an orgy. A man with a chest dent has his legs put behind his head and his arms wrapped around his buttocks. His dent is then filled with cereal and milk for the enjoyment of the party-goers or orgy participants.
Ted has the grossest chest dent! We should invite him to the next orgy party and make him into a human cereal bowl.
by bassemonk1 August 7, 2011
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is konnor a cereal killer

yes he is he kills all the cereal around even capn crunch
by nomoresayingcusswordssss January 24, 2021
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america's cereal bowl

A metaphor for California, because it's full of fruits, nuts, and flakes. (People not crop)
Person 1:How was your trip to California?
Person 2:Now I see why they call it America's cereal bowl.
by College dullard April 24, 2018
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