process design

Move an organization out of an old box into a new one by spreading a virus of curiosity, empathy and new energy. Facilitate this rehousing and help them find the problem and let them dive deeper into it. Be curious and critical.

I had found the solution to my problem, by the use of process design

by N haasje October 7, 2019

Designated DJ

Someone in your group of friends with the best music and knows what songs to play for a specific event/vibe

We were drag racing and put designated dj made it so much better!

by Large genitals October 14, 2017

designated sucker

the friend in your group, (who's naturally a hoe), sucks all the crusty dicks you don't want to.

Amber: Ew Sarah, that ratchet old man just asked me to give him a blowjob!

*Amber and Sarah look back at their friend Paisley *

Sarah: You know what to do, designated sucker. Drop to those ashy knees and start sucking.

by Frankfucker June 15, 2017

design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017

post war italy design

salesman's term used when selling a house that needs a lot of work in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood.

We'd like to buy in a neighborhood that has some post war Italy design houses are available.

by Beech Bum. June 19, 2016

Delicious by design

When the dude's so short he eats his woman's box while both standing.

I met a woman who was a foot taller than me so I gave her the delicious by design.

by Hit it raw August 12, 2016

Designer Girl

The term 'Designer Girl' describes a female that will only wear designer/high-end branded clothing.

"She only wears Versace, that girl is such a designer girl."

"You won't see me in Gucci, I'm not a designer girl."

by ojiubuygbuy January 17, 2017