"Hey! Have you heard the new Kenny Chesney SONG???"
"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
by fuckmehaha September 30, 2019
Get the Country musicmug. by Mrscountryman January 28, 2019
Get the Country coochin'mug. A sport that only crazy people who don't think running is a punishment do. This sport requires a lot of time, dedication, a healthy diet, and the right attitude.
Person: "Ugh, we have to run so far in PE today.
Cross country runner: "I have to run triple this at cross country so this is nothing for me"
Cross country runner: "I have to run triple this at cross country so this is nothing for me"
by cocoaj October 10, 2017
Get the Cross countrymug. oh i like anything but country
by rawrfuckingXDbitch February 17, 2019
Get the anything but countrymug. what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.
by scoobilydooped June 8, 2010
Get the country gardenmug. A code name your girlfriend makes you use for that disgusting drunk woman who lives downstairs and fucks different men every night.
by FourCardPrince October 27, 2017
Get the country squashmug. The act of riding the tiny dick of russel wilson. believing your going to the superbowl because of him. but then end up going 5-12
by broncosrider November 1, 2023
Get the Broncos Countrymug.