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Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.
Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
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confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class
by Arsurinya August 3, 2023
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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025
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confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be
"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"
by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024
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Confused Meatball

Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?

Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball
by DominicBenevento March 17, 2023
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Confusioned

Your really confused and your drunk
Bro I’m on the vod I am so confusioned
by Urbandicccctioneeeeart March 9, 2019
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Gay guy confused

He think so that the life is rose-colored or a vale of tears; he think so that a girl must prioritize him still she having partner.
Girl: Have boyfriend
Gay guy confused: She is a fake friend
by barbaroja March 21, 2023
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