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Good Confuse

When someone says/does something or an event unfolds that your mind can not comprehend. When something catches you off guard. Only to be used when you need a way to say you are more than just confused, but the situation has done you a good confuse.
*Kyle and Jason walk into a 7-11 to purchase a large quantity of slim jims

Kyle: "Yo J, where are all the long bois at?"
Jason: "I dont even know dawg, they should be right here in these empty boxes that say sold out, but they're not! Doin me a Good Confuse!"
by FryradDarad January 13, 2020
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confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class
by Arsurinya August 3, 2023
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confusing humbug

noun
1. A person who uses and/or coins new buzzwords for deceptive purposes.
2. (informal, possibly derogatory) A narcissist.
3. (informal, derogatory, rare) A harmless drudge; an orner'umbudge.
Samuel shouts, "You, systemitaster. You can no longer obhibitirute my ischyogalactic mind based on Cosmicattitude."
Adam then reconsiders his decision and then thinks, "I am not sure why Samuel is a confusing humbug?"
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook November 25, 2021
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I'm confused

please fuck off or leave me alone. I'm confused why you're talking to me
"Hey what are we?" I'm confused ... (please fuck off_)
by boozguy123 August 12, 2022
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Confuses

Works synonymously with "confused".
Jay Von Kralzenx: It's not easily confuses with another game 😭
James Jonah Jameson: *confused
Jay Von Kralzenx: Nah
by Jay Von Kralzenx July 25, 2024
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by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025
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Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.
Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.
by quitterwin September 19, 2012
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