Ian

The kind of guy that can and will always leave the house looking snatched so he can fuck your shit up, dick your man down, then have a three course gourmet meal ready before noon.

"Dammit, Ian stole my man again," said everyone.

by QkweenLaQueefa March 14, 2017

Ian

If ones name is Ian you know for a fact, he is destined to be bald

Mother: oh look our new baby boy!
Dad: he looks like an Ian to me!
Mother:*ends husbands life*
Mother: what a moron

by Urmumgaylol101 October 28, 2019

Ian

He is insane about girls.he loves talking about girls.he usually talks about how good they look mostly the lower part

That’s so Ian

by Mhhh343 July 25, 2019

Ian

That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids

Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new girlfriend

Ian: 12

by goosefucker June 2, 2020

Ian

Ian is a guy who is a fucking simp, sort of good at soccer, probably white or Mexican try’s his hardest to be varsity, sucks at video games, loves lasagna, and overall is pretty freaking weird

Ian is a simp and plays soccer

by Hehehethisiswack February 18, 2020

The Ian

He’s ugly on the outside and not half bad on the inside as long as you give him Twix

The Ian Is so ugly but can be friendly

by My_Friend_Ian February 5, 2022

Ian

Ian is a cute not really hot guy. He’s almsot identical to Charlie pith and is really tall. Ian is presumed smart but hangs out assholes. So um yah the end

“ Oml lashitty it’s ian!”

by Lonelygurl614 May 28, 2018