WIRED

The Wired community is a digital sanctuary for those who reject conventional sanity, united by the belief that we're always connected, even in our toughest moments. Led by Ivy (Wiredg1rll), the omnipresent figure at the heart of the cult, the group supports each other through chaos and struggle, finding strength in their shared connection. Key members include Deimos, Ivy's loyal right hand; Grace and her lover Sab; Grace's daughter, Am; the enigmatic Zombie and Sammy; and Rivr, the musical soul of the group. Together, they navigate the wired world, bound by trust, love, and the understanding that they're never truly alone.

X: Hey man, don’t forget that no matter where you are, everyone is always connected!
Y: Where’d you get that from?
X: The Wired cult, of course. We hate being sane

by h4tebe1ngs4ne December 11, 2024

wire goo

some dumb shit jeremy said during a harvester stream.

ugh , i stuck my hand in the wire and i got like wire goo on me ugh hold on.

by hmpton August 20, 2022

Wire-jerker

Electrician with only basic skills
Poorly trained or dumb sparky

I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.

by asabove January 25, 2009

Jogging my wires

When someone keeps insistently harping on you.

Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.

by S.F. SORROW December 3, 2019

Searching for copper wire coils

Used when someone is picking their pants out of their crack without knowing/disregard for others perception

I can’t go out with Jim, he’s always searching for copper wire coils. It’s gross, but admittedly funny that he thinks nobody sees him do it.

by Bairlyfunny May 31, 2024

Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.

Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.

by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022

The Israeli Wire

A nickname for the “American” conservative media company The Daily Wire in reference to its blatant Zionist agenda.

The Israeli Wire fired Candace Owens because she dared to criticize Israel.

by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025