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Rage Wipe

When you're trying to wipe after taking a big poop but you just keep wiping poop and get so angry at the thought of you having to wipe so much that you wipe harder and faster; enough to make your butt hole bleed.
"Dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning and it felt so good but my arm is killing me now."

"Your arm? Why?"

" It was so messy and it wouldn't go away and it caused me to rage wipe for about 15 minutes."
by NotsosMom April 21, 2018
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mr wipes

Mr Wipes is the weird shy guy that finds enjoyment in wiping old mens ass at the elderly center. But Mr Wipes isnt all bad, he has his moments
per1: Here comes Mr Wipes!
per2: Help Mr Wipes!

"Mr Wipes wipes"
by Krazez June 6, 2018
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snag wipe

one that wipes snot or boogers upon a door knob or wall
Raphael put snag wipe on girlfriends hair
by drippydick11 January 8, 2012
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Poorly wiping

by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018
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wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.
Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.
by jimmybomm July 11, 2021
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wipe licker

someone so low, they lick the wipes used to wipe someones butt.
the rung below arse licker on the social ladder.
"Hey guess what Tom did last night!"
"what?"
"got with Harry's girlfriend!"
"That dude is such a wipe licker"
by salaamhabibti October 27, 2011
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Wet wipe

1. Someone who is dull and stupid

2. Someone who you just hate

3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend
by Randomroady July 23, 2019
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