whatever sucks your straw

synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".

well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.

by dordan jewert May 16, 2010

Whatever gets you hard

This basically means that you can do whatever you want

(Another way of saying you do you)

Guy 1: “I’m going to leave ok?”
Guy 2: “ Whatever gets you hard, man!”

by Kanye_supporter5 November 09, 2023

whatever fills your toke

A saying for stoners in place of "whatever floats your boat" or "whatever floats your goat"

That one guy we all know: "Hey dude you mind if I scrape the rez out of your pipe and smoke it?"

Null: "Uh sure dude, whatever fills your toke"

by T3slaSky October 16, 2021

whatever drowns your goat

Oops. Your boat failed.

Tim: Whatever floats your boat
Tom: i have failed to float my boat
Tim: welp, whatever drowns your goat

by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023

Whatever butter your toast

Same as "whatever floats your boat" whatever makes you happy

A: What do you want?
B: Whatever butter your toast

by shortcake*'s bitch July 04, 2010

whatever floats your boat

An alternate expression for whatever helps you sleep at night, used to avoid to end an argument especially when someone says something absurd.

James: I think you're avoiding me.

Lily: Whatever floats your boat.

by punkmovement November 18, 2015

Whatever Tickles your gravy

It's a chavy way of saying whatever floats your boat. Usually retards use this phrase. And that's what you are if you use it. A retard.

Whatever Tickles your gravy!

by karbonblack June 03, 2011