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Tristan

a person incapable of sneezing without farting
Tristan snarted 3 times today.
by user56793 July 16, 2021
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Tristan

Someone who seems intimidating at first but once you get to know them they are sweethearts. They are the nicest most caring people you’ll ever meet, they are trustworthy and once you’re in their close circle you should never let them go. They’ll always have your back and will never be afraid to tell you how it is. They’ll try their best to make you laugh when your sad and they’ll help you through the bullshit and help build you up once it’s all over. They’re cool headed and tend not to get upset but they have road rage and once they’re again steer clear of their path because they are on a mission. Also one the most attractive person you’ll ever meet.
GAT DAMN YOU SEE TRISTAN?
by Okayokayokayxox November 30, 2021
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Tristan

A person who is trapped in a washing machine, I should know my name is Tristan
Person: Tristan why are you in a washing machine
Tristan: Blub
by GuyInAWashingMachine May 19, 2022
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Tristan

Your such a tristan
by Anonymous256927 September 6, 2019
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mina and tristan

Mina and Tristan are the ultimate duo. Scarily similar, deeply in love with one another and cute asf. Mina loves Tristan and Tristan loves Mina. Thats why it works so well. Everyone wants to have a love like theirs because it's so iconic. They never want to lose each other EVER and hopefully never will, slay <3
Person 1: Hey is that Mina and Tristan?
Person 2: Yeah, omg they are SO cute together, I wish I was like them *sigh*
by minalikescake April 14, 2023
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Tristan

Tristan..he’s in a fucking washing machine

Tristan have very very very very very vErY large balls
Tristan is very gay
by Fhgdvvgjbdgbfhffhhcdgnn July 10, 2022
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Tristan dixon

by Expensive Milk November 4, 2021
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