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Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.
by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008
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Taking whitey down to brown town

The act of administering anal sex
I got her her favorite flowers and she is feeling very frisky, I have a feeling I may be taking whitey down to brown town!
by Levy Gravy January 17, 2011
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Taking Back Sunday

An awesome awesome awesome band from Long Island, New York... also some good friends of mine.
I've seen Taking Back Sunday five times.
by Midge November 5, 2004
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taking the piss

Making fun of someone, without intending to cause serious offence. Also known as 'pulling the piss'.
Ted: You suck at life.
Jimmy: Screw you!
Ted: Relax, I was just taking the piss.
by Gwai April 18, 2006
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Taking Back Sunday

a band who created their own genre of music, despite their label of emo. The painfully origional lyrics, and catchy guitar riffs make them hard not to love. Adams vocals rip through you like a crying orphan. They have an amazing stage presence and give all their energy into their shows.
taking back sunday is love.
Taking back sunday - your own disaster... "hey lush.. have fun.. its the weekend"
by bldstndgrafiti April 12, 2006
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taking the high road

an idiom meaning to ignore idiots that run their mouths as you walk away
'taking the high road' examples are:

example1
idiot1: YOU SUCK YOU DIRTY WHORE!

mature girl: whatever *yawns*

example 2
idiot2: DO SOMETHING YOU PUSSY BITCH!

mature guy: i dont take orders from morons
by gargafrakmon August 23, 2007
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Taking Dick Modifier

This is the one of the key factors in finding a girl's hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. Normally, women are rated solely based off boobs, ass, face, etc...However, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking dick modifier, or TDM.

To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.

TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??

Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.

**Hot Girl leaves**

Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??

Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.
by genghis khan swaggggg October 10, 2011
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