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Wired

When you or someone has a mic on them to record what people are saying.
Are you wired, or with the feds?”
by suraimu May 11, 2021
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Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob
Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
by Primitivebean March 15, 2022
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Cross-wired Freak

An insult in the BIONICLE universe. This insult applies to all biomechanical beings (or mechanical beings who have a consciousness). It refers to the process of wires being connected incorrectly in the brain of the person being insulted.
"You cross-wired freak! Who let a matoran like you be on the kolhii team?"
by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024
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wire pencil

it is a pencil made of wire
hey Tate sauce the wire pencil i need to write with my wire pencil
by sosyyyyy September 10, 2019
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Wire Guy

Hym "The wire guy! From the video! That's why the public reacted that way. It goes beyond just some vapid critique of the passage of time. He had imbued that spool of wire with meaning and he wife was completely incapable of seeing it. And the audience WAS NOT. It might as well have been glowing with blue fire like something out of JuJutsu Kaisen (And like, how were you going about using that wire in such a way that it lasted you 40 years!? What the fuck were you using it for!? That is insane!) But THAT is the magic leaf."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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Gretchel wires

An android/micro USB charger that has been cut to expose the inner wires and then is subsequently used to absolutely rip a dab cartridge when a battery is unavailable
“Yo man, would you happen to have a battery I could borrow?

“Nah man, but I’m absolutely ripped off these gretchel wires, I got you
by Hooliganator April 15, 2022
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rusty fuse wire

When a ginger person reveals their love box and its springing out rusty fuse wire
by Corporal Vinnie August 25, 2017
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