Pandemic itch

The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).
Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.
by HoneyDre September 16, 2020
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phantom itch

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel
Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec
by Rahhhsquid June 22, 2024
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Cranberry Itch

Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.
Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!

George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.

Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!

Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.

Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 04, 2010
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Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.
Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."
by yardbug January 22, 2010
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Grok Itch

An insatiable desire to understand obscure protocols
"You sleep okay last night?" - Jared
"No. I was reading Wikipedia and I caught a horrible case of grok itch!" - Victor
by jaredatron March 07, 2023
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Change Itch

When you are into melancholy due to sudden change in your routines and keeps you irritating 24/7.
I was delighted over the period of days and all of sudden it was a Change Itch which made me downcast and pissed off.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 28, 2015
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scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.
One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.
by ad-92129 March 10, 2011
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