As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008

testectomy

The removal of the testicals. (Most likely painful, as one would imagine.)
Test, being testicals and -ectomy being a suffix meaning the removal of; therefore, producing the word testectomy.

Poor bob. He had a testectomy.
Pronunciation: test-ECT-uh-me

by GWsux October 23, 2005

Testequator

Testequator is is the central line down the testicle sac dividing your scrotom into hemispherical sections. (guys don't believe me? Go check it out!!!)

My testicles itch on the left hand side of the Testequator.

by Robert Culver May 3, 2006

testeoplasty

What is needed by men after the age of 50. The repair of the "Saggy Old Man Ball Syndrome" or in other words a ball lift.

Dude, I'm going in for a testeoplasty today - my nuts are a risin!

by westberry May 6, 2008

testless

being without testicles or gonads
both literally (like a eunuch or being with no balls)
and figuratively (like a coward)

and now you're testless you motherf*cking whore!

by secretdiary1212 November 30, 2010

testentation

1. Pretentious male-like display meant to impress others
2. boastful male-like showiness
3. male-like tendency to respond in a more serious manner than a situation calls for, particularly when one's aura of dominance is threatened.

Brian was too busy maintaining his testentation to enjoy the casual remark about his shoe size and it's correlation to something unidentified.

by Nostrodumbass October 15, 2013

hot tested

The term used when a clueless 'web development shop' cannot admit they have no idea and just make it up. An alternative to the industry standard term of 'doing it wrong'.

Server Error in '/' Application.

reply:
The site is being regulary updated as it is being hot tested at present so sometimes you will get that message.

by kontrolitsucks February 28, 2011