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Tommy Tallarico

A man who was featured on MTV® Cribs, Was the first American to work on Sonic, holds over 7 Guinness world records, and is the creator of the Roblox oof sound.

His mother is very proud.
Did you hear about Tommy Tallarico? I heard he was hired by Miyamoto himself to work on Metroid Prime! His mother must be very proud.
by MapleJava January 7, 2024
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The Tallahassee Tyson

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.
Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!
by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025
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when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.
Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!
by truewilson45 October 17, 2025
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