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TV DJ

Much like a radio DJ a TV DJ does not actually select songs or jockey disks but fills the time between shows with random ramblings intended to engage the listener. Not to be confused by the more traditional announcer who simply informs the watcher of the following program.

The prime example of a TV DJ is the dude on C4 that reads out a random haiku before the Simpsons. There was also the hilarious spat of mispronouncing the show, possible to gauge if anyone was actually listening to them. Examples are as follows:
"The trimpsons"
"The Grimsons"
"Double Dimpsons"
"Crimpsons"
"The Flintstones"
"The Cheese & Onions"
Clearly by the end they had totally given up, or not understood the concept of cockney rhyming slang.
"I wish I knew what this TV DJ looked like so I could arrange for a piano to conveniently fall on his head."
"This TV DJ is inane."
by blueicecream47 June 28, 2013
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TV church

preaching or church that you watch on tv when you are sick, injured or just don't feel like getting out of bed to go to a real church service.
J: "Did you go to church this morning"

K: " I have a sprained ankle, so I went to TV Church."
by K2theTruth December 7, 2011
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tv nap

What your dh is having on the couch with the tv on. He says he's not sleeping, but he couldn't tell you what just happened in the movie he is purportedly watching. And there are very suspicious sounds extremely similar to snoring coming from the couch area.
"Where's Steve?"

"Oh, he's in the man cave having a tv nap".
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TV-MA

A rating in american television "TV Parental Guidelines" in which it is unsuitable for children under 17 years of age
one good example of this rating include South Park,Rick and Morty and Curb Your Enthusiasm
ever wondered why Rick and Morty,Curb Your Enthusiasm and South Park are rated TV-MA?
by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes January 14, 2020
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Tv-ist

People who hate specific types of and prejudices them and acts irrationally around them
Bob: I HATE FREAKING ANIME, ITS SO STUPID HOW ITS ANIMATED AND HOW THEY SOUND, I HATE EVERYONE WHO LIKES ANIME, THEY’RE SLOBS AND HELLSPAWN.
Jeremy: *Calling Police* Yes sir, this is the serial Tv-ist that you want to catch.
by Nish_Dictates April 29, 2020
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Bebomo TV

Kids Youtube Channel, that does learning in a fun way, with music and videos
My child learned the numbers using Bebomo TV's youtube channel
by Jack Cannon June 16, 2022
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zappy tv

Zappy tv is a romainian YouTube who makes funny videos for his People and he gets sponsored from a site named g2a.
Zappy tv fan:yo have you seen his New video named Ciucaș simulator?
Yeah bro thats was good Iaughed my ass off
by Goofyahhuncle69 June 26, 2022
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