smoke and swap

When your wife is gone for the week and you message random girl friends to smoke dope with and fuck.

I got my girl Michelle coming over for some smoke and swap cause my wife is out.

I got some good dope I be fucking bitches all day and night!

by Smoke and swqp September 17, 2022

Spiritual swap

The act in which there are two twin girls. The male has sex with one twin in a dark room and can't see her face. The other twin pops in the room and they swap places. The other twin gets fake jizz all over her pussy. The guy wakes up the next morning sees that he came in two girls. Then realizes they were using fake jizz and didn't realize he was having sex with twins. Since he was intoxicated.

Damn, I thought I was seeing double with twins but they both just did the spiritual swap.

by Ffffffffreak June 29, 2021

cookie swap

When two men miss eachothers friendship and gather at a local watering hole to appreciate eachothers “cookies”

“Can’t wait for our next cookie swap darling!”

by Mandingleberryfun December 29, 2022

Swap Johnson

An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!

guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!

by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016

Pie swapping

A sexual act where someone gives oral sex to a woman whom has just had a male ejaculate inside her vagina. Typically done so that the person giving oral will get the majority of the semen in their mouth.

My girl brought her friend for a Pie swapping 3way last night. And you still get no bitches.

by Lost sword November 14, 2025

Lane swapping

When driving, it is the practice of changing lanes simultaneously with the car directly in front of or behind yours in an adjacent lane.

You go left, I'll right. That's "lane swapping"!

by The Original Pervdog March 4, 2010

swap cap

When your phone voice assistant doesn't understand you because you are high and so you get a random request from your search engine

Ok Google: "what is the weather like today?"
Swap cap mode:
Ok google: "where is Floyd meyweather from?"

by Zom8ie June 17, 2017