Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic

That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache

by Skirtchase July 6, 2011

News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.

Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.

by Bobb6 November 8, 2021

skirt tails

Little and immature women

Don't let those skirt tails come in this house again.

by Jo_xo October 7, 2023

Brown-Skirting

A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".

"I really love it when girls are as into 'brown-skirting' as I am."

by psyguy2020 September 30, 2022

Smarty skirt

Female version of smarty pants

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed

by Z lady September 9, 2020

To get skirted

At school, to get dress-coded about your skirt. Usually they make you change into the gym clothes or go home.

Mia had to change clothes because her skirt was too short.
Mia got skirted. (To get skirted)

by Merpa November 27, 2022

battle skirt

What the Scottish people wear

Dat Scot got blood on his battle skirt when he beheaded his foe

by Rin Asada August 10, 2020