Shit

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it

Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.

by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019

shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

Shit

LIL PUMP

Lil pump is shit

by Bigladprince419 December 31, 2017

shit

n. Secretion(s) of Human Intestinal Trash

v. Secreting Human Intestinal Trash

adj. Comparable to SHIT (noun) in literal or abstract quality (synonymous with shitty)

I SHIT (v.) a SHIT (adj.) SHIT (n.) last night.

by SpaghettiMan November 17, 2018

shit

one of the only words in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.

shit, shitty shits shitted.

by SalmonTacos November 16, 2014

For shit

indeed, i concur

awww for shit young blood!

by Spanky December 8, 2003

shitting

being or getting excited.

Kayla: Guess what?
Ryan: What?
Kayla: Schools out 20 days earlier this year.
Ryan: I'm Shitting!!
Kayla: Yah I know I totally shat when I heard that.

by ohboii July 22, 2006