Mashed Potatoes

Literally the most unexplainably delicious foods ever created.

"Dude, wanna make some mashed potatoes"
"Hell ya man"

by annaa.rosee January 7, 2021

useless sack of potatoes

A useless sack of potatoes is very useless like me,they are to smart and not cool

Girl 1:omg look at that useless sack of potatoes!
Girl 2: she is so fucking gugly

by #uselesssackofpotatoes May 23, 2018

Pontate

To give a person a job to do , knowing thay will screw it up.

To set a person up , is to pontate.

by red merlin. January 10, 2016

Mashed Potatoes

Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.

A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes

by Herardo May 24, 2016

Potatoe Ass

When you get completely hammered and your friends shove old potatoes in your ass while you are passed out.

Justin had way too many shots and woke up with a harsh case of potatoe ass.

by anonymous447kittykittylicklick December 24, 2009

beef and potatoe

the best fucking shit ever.

Oh em gee..Stephen's ass inhaled his beef and potatoe.

by Mizzaddy October 26, 2004

potatoes and gravy

An unusual and rare type of shit that consists of round,slimy turds about the size of new potatoes in a thick,diarrhea sauce. AKA Gruesome Goulash

I really had to clench my butt cheeks to keep the gravy from oozing out from the potatoes and gravy in my colon.

by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011