by w0lfey June 30, 2011
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Guy: "Yeah man ive been pre-pussing this bitch all night I think it might be my lucky day"
Other Guy: "Sick bro you have her right where you want her. Now go give her what she wants ;)"
Other Guy: "Sick bro you have her right where you want her. Now go give her what she wants ;)"
by bigmike845 August 31, 2012
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Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan
by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020
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Person 1:That's what I did to your mother last night!
(Everyone) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, I was with your mother too!
(Everyone)*Crickets*
Person 1:Dude, your pissing on the fire
(Everyone) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, I was with your mother too!
(Everyone)*Crickets*
Person 1:Dude, your pissing on the fire
by dictionarian September 24, 2013
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comes from the old-fashioned method of washing clothes in a wash tub. the clothes were pounded and swirled around with the poss stick.
comes from the old-fashioned method of washing clothes in a wash tub. the clothes were pounded and swirled around with the poss stick.
"come 'ere lass 'n' let me give you a possing."
lad: "look at her, would you give her one?"
fella: "aye lad, i'd bend 'er ovver 'n' give her the possin' of her life"
mate1: "what would you give her?"
mate2: "aye she's bonny enough, seven out of ten"
mate1: "hey, what about this one then?"
mate2: "oh aye, a reet good possing is what i'd give her"
lad: "look at her, would you give her one?"
fella: "aye lad, i'd bend 'er ovver 'n' give her the possin' of her life"
mate1: "what would you give her?"
mate2: "aye she's bonny enough, seven out of ten"
mate1: "hey, what about this one then?"
mate2: "oh aye, a reet good possing is what i'd give her"
by Chris Mundy November 24, 2007
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like spitting into the wind, but worse.
see also piss up a rope
like spitting into the wind, but worse.
see also piss up a rope
If you've been nominated for the same award 4 times and never won, to nominate yourself _again_ is like pissing up a pole.
by Quitcher April 3, 2008
Get the pissing up a pole mug.Origin: Ireland. Contraction of "taking the piss off someone" and "pulling the leg".
The first occurrences of the phrases were reported from the early 2010's in Cork, Ireland.
Firstly an involuntary mix between the two aforementioned expressions, it quickly became popular.
The first occurrences of the phrases were reported from the early 2010's in Cork, Ireland.
Firstly an involuntary mix between the two aforementioned expressions, it quickly became popular.
-Do you know that they will close the dress shop you like and will open a DYI one instead?
-Stop pissing my leg! It can't be true!
-Stop pissing my leg! It can't be true!
by françois adélaïde January 16, 2011
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