Bob

Bob is really a weird and fugly guy who doesn't deserve any food in the summer time. He is usually fat and you usually see him with a hog dog down the street, if you see him be prepared to run. He might attempt to chase you but he is too slow and trips. Bob is quite emotional when he comes to deciding where to pee.

Bob doesn't fit in a telephone box or the subway, therefore he sits on the side walk and cries while holding his hot dog up to his face.

by Greedy the banana January 19, 2016

Bob

Silent Bob that's all (Jay and Silent Bob)

Jay and silent Bob are at ur hisouse

by OWIS January 28, 2020

Bob

A fat slob, who likes to watch onision, and who jerks off to little kids on tik tok. They are complete assholes who are nasty little shits.

Tik tok fetus’s: *shows stomach*

Bob: *FaPs*

by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019

Bob

A famous street cat: a street cat called bob one of my street cats are named after him

Person 1:I watched a street cat called bob
Person 2:i read it
Me: my cat is called bob
Person 1: errr well done?

by I don't even know why March 3, 2020

Bob

A bob is a name so you can talk about your period in public.

"My Bob is this month."
"My Bob was last week!"

by NetflixIsBae February 28, 2016

bob

bob

bob

by the house is on fire September 25, 2018

bob

A typo of “bb” can be used the same way

Aww I love that character, they are bob
It’s ok bob, everything will be ok

by _jar_ May 15, 2021