Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree

Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.

by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013

cow diet

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

by Carb-hater November 28, 2017

diet hentai

Vaguely sexualised anime

Person 1 'I was watching some anime recently.'

Person 2 'I didn't realise you watched diet hentai'

by real definitions69 August 21, 2016

Divorce Diet

The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.

She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.

by Tinydancerhereiam July 8, 2017

diet strokes

all the garage bands that came out just as The Strokes blew up

"I was at the Whiskey A Go-Go last night to see Muse, and all the opening acts were these diet strokes".

by MeLJ05 July 2, 2008

supermodel diet

A person who is excessively thin or losing weight fast because they are always doing cocaine and drinking alcohol. Cocaine causes a person to not eat as it kills appetite.

Did you see how much weight Jessie lost? She must be on the supermodel diet knowing her!

by Iamaloneralso February 5, 2018

annjosey diet

A crash diet which involves total starvation for weeks on end while simultaneously training like an olympian whislt leading a full life in deperate attempt to loose tons of weight in a very short amount of time.

Side effects of this diet have included: diziness, fainting, neurosis, temper tantrums, gastro intestinal disorders, panic attacks

James lost 20 kilos in two weeks after his trainer put him on the annjosey diet

by IndianCricketFan March 12, 2009