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jared lane

An asshole who likes to use girls for their sexual pleasure
Girl 1: he beat me

Girl 2: he raped me😖
Jared Lane: hey I know I am asshole
by Jeff Carousel January 11, 2017
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Jared Militar

A jararted person. The only word to describe him is "jararted".
Person 1: How's Jared Militar?
Person 2: He's Jararted
by Discorduser717 October 31, 2019
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Jared

Likes little kids and works at subway.
"Hi, my name is Jared and I like little kids . I make them touch my $5 foot long."
by #dontbeabitch December 31, 2016
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jared rock

the biggest sex god amongst the nerds. Has a hot girlfriend and seduces underaged girls
Clyde: damn, you're such a jared rock
by Purple Sky May 24, 2016
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Jared Sucro

Curly haired short shitty baseball player. Has to red-shirt every team he tries out for. What a dusty musty crusty dried lipped loser
Jared Sucro? That nigga ass at baseball
by JSukesIsAFAG November 5, 2019
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Jared Katz

Jared is Nick Jonas

Jonasssss brotherrrrr

Jared Katz is jonas brotha
by rwrweewrwr January 12, 2009
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