Mia

Mia is that bitch you never want to talk to and avoid at all costs. She always finds the need to comment on things that aren’t her business. She also knows how to give herself a shitty spray tan. You do not want to associate with a Mia and if you do don’t tell her anything or she’ll immediately go and tell 20 other people.
Person 1: Have you seen Mia today?
Person 2: Nope and every minute without seeing her has been blissful.
by Oofoofoof420grapesurgeon December 02, 2018
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A wee hood

She luvs ittt UPA ARSE from es wee lad called Kyle F.A.P fuck all prodsss yaa khl
Mia:yeooo I luv ittt
Kyle:eyaaa by meee sexyy
Mia:is righttttt
by Yeoooooo uth October 30, 2018
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Seems like she will be a good friend and as soon as you become close and trust her, she will stab you in the back and ruin everything you ever built. Is now a basic bitch
Wow that bitch is such a mia
by Toedaddy March 03, 2019
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she’s probably short but absolutely gorgeous, although she doesn’t know it. a christian and opinionated person. she’s not afraid to say what she actually thinks and is herself around everyone although she does care what they think of her. often left out for no reason, even in her family. always make sure she’s okay and give her a hug, even if she resists, sometimes she needs it. her best friends name is probably aubrie
aubrie: i love you so much
mia: i love you too bestie
by depressedweasel September 13, 2020
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Dirty jap coon cunt not cute dimples Antonio better
Mia sucks
by Bellymano March 22, 2018
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Ewwww! Did I see a ..a....Mia??????
by ProfessionalAnswerer June 10, 2017
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Mia ‘missing in action’ is a casualty classification used by military for someone who may have been killed, wounded, captured, or deserted, its always unlucky to be mia .
Soldier: i want to join the army my biggest fear is imagining being Mia
by Navybluev August 12, 2020
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