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Mia

Mia is that bitch you never want to talk to and avoid at all costs. She always finds the need to comment on things that aren’t her business. She also knows how to give herself a shitty spray tan. You do not want to associate with a Mia and if you do don’t tell her anything or she’ll immediately go and tell 20 other people.

Person 1: Have you seen Mia today?
Person 2: Nope and every minute without seeing her has been blissful.

by Oofoofoof420grapesurgeon December 1, 2018