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Karen

A particularly obnoxious Canadian White middle aged woman, a product of the old style British system of stratification where in 6th grade, students were forcibly separated based on their test scores they took at age 11. Karens were guaranteed a place in University, a good government job, etc. Karens could count on the fellow white cops coming running if somebody looked out of place in their neighbourhood. Karens lived in a world that changed in the 90s, where Canada to live up to the promise of the Charter Of Rights and Freedoms. Since then, immigrants took the government jobs, people of colour became cops.

Karens have since become bitter anti immigrant, Conservative Party Of Canada supporters, longing for the days they were queen shit and are left to try to reclaim power by kicking downwards. They’re the ones who call in noise complaints right at 11PM.
“You now that woman who threatened to call the cops at the kids who blocked her driveway playing street hockey? Total Karen.”
by Astorix April 27, 2020
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Karen

the worst person on the planet as we know is the next Hilary Clinton and she is not a successful human or teacher and will literally end up only teaching third graders cause she isn’t good enough for fourth or above average students she treats ppl like animals.
Karen dude is the worst she back handed me in class today
Dude that’s not okay she can take her head out of her ass now
by Girl woman yeah July 4, 2018
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Karen

A Karen is a person that likes to be as annoying as humanly possible. She is well known for eating cats. She is that kind of person that has to pay people to be her friend. A Karen is a person that is persistent in being an absolute shit-head to everyone around her.

Karen’s also enjoy eating cement, you can still hear the crunch of Karen from 12 miles away. Instead of having cereal for breakfast. She believes there is nothing better than a nice solid vita-brick to start your day. With this in mind, you can obviously figure out that a Karen would weigh a minimum of 5 tonnes.
Why can’ t the plane takeoff?

Pilot: Karen
by GreenOlive.exe/Runtime:error September 26, 2019
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Karen

1)n. A middle-aged, entitled woman (particularly blonde) who throws a temper tantrum when someone refuses to bring her to the manager
2)n. An actress who portrays Amy Pond on Doctor Who
3)n. A character on Spongebob who serves as Plankton's computer wife
4)n. See Snob
by 3du August 18, 2020
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Karen

Usually quite grumpy if away from there phone for too long
Karen
by Isitonuremom July 22, 2020
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Karen

A “Karen” is a stereotype of a person who asked to speak to the manager and in general... a little fucking crazy
Karen “I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER

Random manI am the manager Karen 😎”
by Fat boi bob October 2, 2020
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Karen

that bitch who took the kids AGAIN

you can find a Karen at:
-your manager
-basement, feeding the kids she took AGAIN
dont trust Karens
how to spot a Karen :
-bob cut hair
thats all.
Karen's husband: -Karen took the fucking kids again
person: - ah fuck, not again
by dirtycumslut6942069 May 24, 2020
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