ian

the legitimate definition of sex, the ultimate sex god

“ian is the ultimate sex god, graham or edric aren’t on his level”

by kiwi857 May 30, 2019

Ian

Ian is a guy who is a fucking simp, sort of good at soccer, probably white or Mexican try’s his hardest to be varsity, sucks at video games, loves lasagna, and overall is pretty freaking weird

Ian is a simp and plays soccer

by Hehehethisiswack February 18, 2020

Ian

That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids

Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new girlfriend

Ian: 12

by goosefucker June 2, 2020

Ian

Not the smartest person around but for sure is a faggot. They usually have blonde hair and a dick up their ass.

Yo that kid is gay af! Who Ian?

by Nirtydiggger April 12, 2020

Ian

If ones name is Ian you know for a fact, he is destined to be bald

Mother: oh look our new baby boy!
Dad: he looks like an Ian to me!
Mother:*ends husbands life*
Mother: what a moron

by Urmumgaylol101 October 28, 2019

Ian

He is insane about girls.he loves talking about girls.he usually talks about how good they look mostly the lower part

That’s so Ian

by Mhhh343 July 25, 2019

Ian

not the most intelligent and pretty dumb, known to have some sort of autism but he is funny and slow

"Ian are you slow

by ugly bugly December 20, 2018