Headshot Hippo

This term applies to girls that post only headshots or have primarily photos of them above the shoulders. This is because they are overweight and are trying to hide it from potential matches.

I met up with Becky from Hinge last week, turns out she was a real Headshot Hippo

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

Stink Eyed Hippo

The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.

Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!

Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.

by dan_gleewang January 13, 2021

Hippo shameing

When you can't tell if an animal is a hippo or not

"man that's Hippo shameing

by Averagebanshee21 January 28, 2023

Hippo

The fucking black air force ruler of the world

These fuckers can't swim and instead run on the lakes floor because why the fuck not

is that a fat horse

no IT's a fuck 4.000 pound tank animal that is bullet proof because evolution said lets make a animal that is the meaning behind FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

hippo

by jycityo February 28, 2023

Spicy hippo

You know a chunky voluptuous thick hippo with all that spice

Jake- man look over there
Marty- oh damn ma that one spicy hippo

by Spicy hippo24 December 10, 2020

Hippo

A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with no body hair.

See Bear for a similar word.

Hippo Ex.

“James really got big over the past few years... I think I’m falling in love with his hairless ass”

by Mei9119 July 27, 2018

Hippo

A girl that's fat but still all the guys like her. See Tayler for more.

Hey Nathan isn't Tayler such a hippo?

by Tub of lard December 14, 2014