Monkey Grind

A type of dance. In which dancer rolls their arms slowly (tumble dryer move) whilst walking to the side, stops to kick or thrust leg backwards whilst simultaneously raising hands to make ears / umbrella over head.

Done slowly with an a of casualness is known as the 'Lazy Monkey Grind'.

Dam that gurl does a good Lazy Monkey Grind

by Dr Love Monkey May 4, 2011

The Vlog Grind

The vlog grind is when you are vloging regularly. You may use it to reintroduce yourself to the people watching your vlog after not vloging for a while.

*to a camera*

vloger: hey guys it’s me, back on the vlog grind

by The Real Ecran Girl October 14, 2019

grind o'clock

Invented by Yazmine... means time to grind or work hard in the textbooks

I can't go out tonight, it's grind o'clock.

by Yazzyt February 17, 2017

grinding face

The act of clenching your teeth after popping M.

"omg, I'm dancing and grinding face hard after popping that quality M."

by julesb3 October 13, 2014

deep grind

One has an itchy asshole in public and does not want to be seen scratching, so he proceeds to drill his hips downward and slightly side to side thereby discarding of the itchy asshole.

Bro, I was on a date with this chick when I got the most itchy asshole you could imagine! Yeah, I didn't want her to know so when I sat down I did the deep grind, and she had no idea I just took care of the most itchy bunghole in the whole building!

by [e-mail] cosmiksuckerpumcb January 29, 2018

Wall Grinding

A very common sight among swim teams everywhere. Most likely to be seen in a crowded lane involving at least 5 people. Wall Grinding is the act of getting so close to the person next to you that it appears that you on grinding on them. Can be very annoying and in most cases there is at least one wall grinder in every lane.

Boy: Hey is that your boyfriend over there in lane 1?

Girl: Yeah, so what?

Boy: Well maybe you should stop wall grinding on me before he gets upset! This is not a school dance! This is swim practice!

by TheOriginalBigNate May 17, 2011

Mock-Grinding

A type of dancing based off of grinding which was originally invented by Matt Buchler. It is like grinding, except you are doing a slow swaying motion much like in a normal slow dance, and also unlike conventional grinding, there is no sexually based contact involved.

"Wow, what is that couple doing?"
"They're mock-grinding!"
"Why?"
"Because they have morals!"

by Bumbafoo October 16, 2011